Welcome to Dino-Dystopia
"You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to me that all my long struggle to win peace has failed. No man who knows me would deny that the two things I love above all others are peace and dinosaurs. I was enthused as any man when I learned that dinosaurs had once again appeared - and conjured forth by industrious and trustworthy German sciencery. I am astonished that the promised recreational park featuring these noble beasts did not materialize, even though Mister Goebbels sent us convincing tickets of admission and discount coupons to the park gift shoppe. However, it appears now that this was a well planned deception. I now believe that Hitler has planned all along to use these dinosaurs for evil, and that there shall be no park in our time."
~Prime Minister Chamberlain, September 3, 1939